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TOTAL DARKFIN ISLAND: Unreality Thread
Posted: 25 August 2014 12:32 PM   [ # 31 ]  
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“AH HA,” cries SPJ, he then opens his trusty backpack and begins to dig around.

“Like kingofpain suggest this just needs more sprinkles!”

With that SPJ produces a fifty-five gallon drum of cupcake sprinkles and begins to coat everything, and everyone, liberally!

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Posted: 30 August 2014 02:27 PM   [ # 32 ]  
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*Holds up a glazed doughnut*

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Posted: 30 August 2014 11:03 PM   [ # 33 ]  
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with

AHEM

SPRINKLES!

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Posted: 31 August 2014 04:09 PM   [ # 34 ]  
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Thanks…

*Takes a bite*

Hmm….Doughnuts and sprinkles…surely Xake can combine the two into something…chaotic, something that would haunt our memories for the rest of our lives, something that would cause even Ol’ Beelzebub to cringe in utter fear at mere mention…

*Clears throat*

...not that I am suggesting the Co-Emps have to prove their unstoppable Evil to anyone, of course.

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Posted: 02 September 2014 10:56 AM   [ # 35 ]  
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Then disappears down a manhole, pulling the lid closed behind him…..

The manhole cover is also covered in sprinkles, BTW.

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Posted: 03 September 2014 12:02 PM   [ # 36 ]  
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did you just….DARE me?

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Posted: 04 September 2014 11:13 AM   [ # 37 ]  
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**grabs his face, jumps in the air, does a 180, and runs as fast as his stubby little legs can carry him**

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Posted: 04 September 2014 10:39 PM   [ # 38 ]  
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*Takes aim at bigjoelas with his Remington 870 shotgun, and lets him have it, knocking him backwards several feet. He doesn’t move for quite some time.*

***Pops out***

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Posted: 06 September 2014 08:18 PM   [ # 39 ]  
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In a random twist of luck, the trajectory of the blast allowed Joe to land a mere three feet from the Healing Circle. After coming to and slowly crawling inside, he sprawls out while the Circle heals his wounds.

“Wasn’t a dare my Evil Lord, just a bad habit of letting my thoughts escape the confines of my mind. I meant no disrespect” Joe painfully replies, hoping Xake would dismiss it as such. “I hope, however you do allow me to reclaim my honor as a Finian and take vengeance against magalord1, since he in fact struck first without provocation.”


A few weeks later, after a long day of conference calls regarding various tweaks & improvements to his Saratoga design Maga prepares to retire for the night. Yawning, he changes into his Veritech PJ’s and exits the bathroom with a tired yawn before climbing into bed. With a contented sigh, Maga turns off the light and sinks into his pillow.

*Jack in the Box Melody begins to play*

“Huh??” Maga barely lets out before the spring release below the bed disengages, slamming Maga & bed into the steel ceiling repeatedly with tremendous force. Furthermore, the coil springs on the mattress had been replaced with spikes further adding to the pain factor. Walking into the room afterwards, Joe collects Maga’s bloodied remains and drags them into the Healing Circle.

As a further gesture of no further wish for hostility with either Maga or his allies, Joe leaves a case of Maga’s favorite beverage and a gift card for a free Limo ride and all-inclusive meal at Maga’s favorite fine-dining restaurant, including the expensive spirits and wines.

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Posted: 07 September 2014 12:41 AM   [ # 40 ]  
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Uhh… Thanks (I think).

*Gives bigjoelas a present with a *surprise* inside. When he opens it, he is immediately hit in the face with a spring-loaded coconut cream pie.*

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Posted: 08 September 2014 04:24 PM   [ # 41 ]  
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**wipes a dab off Joe’s face and tastes it**

Coconut Cream! Nothing beats the classics!!!

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Posted: 09 September 2014 06:45 PM   [ # 42 ]  
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((Not sure if you seen this already, Radio. I tried posting it on the D.F. site a long time ago but wouldn’t allow me to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_METTgPnSWY&feature=relmfu

))

Reaching for a towel and glad to see a breeze coming through the place, Joe concedes to magalord1 with a laugh before heading off to clean up.

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Posted: 16 September 2014 01:40 PM   [ # 43 ]  
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Classic.

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Posted: 18 September 2014 07:26 AM   [ # 44 ]  
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its a shame comedy ain’t what it used ta be.

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Posted: 19 September 2014 09:03 AM   [ # 45 ]  
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Moe would have made a fine Finian…

*Ponders*

...or was he a Finian already?@_@ Xake?? D:

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