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Posted: 22 November 2017 01:20 PM   [ # 1246 ]  
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*Mythbusters Theme*

“Today, Adam and Jamie seek to find out whether or not a Zentraedi can repel a Great White Shark using nothing more than a magnetic divining rod…”

Narrator pauses as the camera zooms back, revealing the shark fast-approaching Silver, his flotation device causing him to bob around in the water”

“NEXT…on Mythbusters!”

 

 

“Tell me, my Lord…how exactly is this ploy of Joe’s supposed to help us?” Grel scratches his head confusingly while eyeing the monitor.


“Oh, it’ll help…once our wayward SILVER finally regains consciousness and discovers he was being used as a Micronian test dummy.”

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Posted: 23 January 2018 12:20 PM   [ # 1247 ]  
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If they’d warned me it was going to be so dark inside of a Rathtar, I would have brought a flashlight…

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Posted: 19 May 2018 10:52 PM   [ # 1248 ]  
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Is that thing still…alive, even?

*Checks plot armor*

Nope…all clear!

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Posted: 22 May 2018 01:10 PM   [ # 1249 ]  
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Well if the Rathtar isn’t even alive… where am I then?!

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Posted: 22 May 2018 04:37 PM   [ # 1250 ]  
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*Shrug*

Dunno, Bluejay…maybe you’ve happened upon the abandoned section of the ship?

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Posted: 24 May 2018 02:07 PM   [ # 1251 ]  
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...sure feels abandoned…

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Posted: 20 December 2018 11:10 AM   [ # 1252 ]  
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Our credit has been downgraded to ‘Junk Status.’ As such, it has been impossible securing any new investment to rebuild the ship.

I mean…we even tried Shark Tank, to no avail.

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Posted: 25 January 2019 03:19 PM   [ # 1253 ]  
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Sounds to me like it’s time for a yard sale.

I have a slightly used uniform and a framed photo of Grel high-fiving a destroid with his face that I can donate.

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Posted: 01 February 2019 04:31 PM   [ # 1254 ]  
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“Hmm…”


*Fumbles through pockets*


“All I really have to offer is this 500lb gold brick we scavenged from the ruins of that museum in Japan…”


*Frowns*


...too bad its pretty much worthless, seeing that Micronians have the ability to synthesize gold now.”


*Chucks brick behind shoulder*

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Posted: 09 February 2019 08:33 PM   [ # 1255 ]  
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Seriously Joe?  Who wants gold?!  It’s useless in battle.
What about that half finished paint-by-numbers Invid shock trooper fuzzy poster in your room?
That’s got to be worth something.

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