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The Anime Laws of Physics
Posted: 15 May 2008 04:13 PM  
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just found this pretty humorous post…

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1394377

I can think of several anime’s that just fit about everyone of these topics…

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Posted: 19 May 2008 01:47 PM   [ # 1 ]  
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Nice

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Posted: 19 May 2008 02:08 PM   [ # 2 ]  
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#17 - Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability

Minmei is a bimbo.


Wow… I did a double take when I read that one!  So funny!
:rofl:

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Posted: 19 May 2008 04:06 PM   [ # 3 ]  
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I saw something like this at a Sam Goody’s a few years back…

But something’s missing -

Law of Perfectly Proportional Mammaries: Anime females must be portrayed with at least a B-cup breast size.
- Corollary: Anime women must also have a perfect figure that most real-life females would die for.

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Posted: 19 May 2008 06:00 PM   [ # 4 ]  
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This one really baffels me!

Law of Classroom Acoustics and It’s Effects on the Teacher

The ability to disturb and annoy a teacher during a class lecture is inversely proportional to the ammount of noise made by students.

(So, if you are wispering and trying not to get caught, they get on to you… but if you are yelling and the whole class gets involved, the teacher doesn’t notices for several minutes, if at all! ^_^ )

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Posted: 20 May 2008 11:04 AM   [ # 5 ]  
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But there is a spork. ^_^

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Posted: 20 May 2008 04:51 PM   [ # 6 ]  
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#17

i wish all laws could be that straight forward

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Posted: 20 May 2008 05:03 PM   [ # 7 ]  
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behind #43 or did someone just like big words

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Posted: 20 May 2008 10:22 PM   [ # 8 ]  
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...there’s always at least one character in an anime that has blue hair.

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Posted: 20 May 2008 10:38 PM   [ # 9 ]  
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Yeah Gaourii, I’m lost also.

I know Triscaquadrodecophobia is fear of the number 43… but i’m not sure what sagnificance that has within anime.

Either it’s a reference I don’t get, or my least favorite law! ^_^

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Posted: 21 May 2008 04:02 PM   [ # 10 ]  
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like the repeated use of the fear of lightning

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Posted: 25 May 2008 06:26 PM   [ # 11 ]  
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#36: Law of Quintupular Aggulation.

    Corollary: If the Dwarf/Kid is female, she will be more hyper and annoying than the male counterpart and throw herself at every male she encounters, who will patiently blow her off.  If the Dwarf/Kid is male he will only make lewd remarks/gestures to the one female character…who will then casually slug him.

#38 Law of Hydrostatic Emission

  Corollary: Only comical characters (or characters in comical situations) spray buckets from the eyes.
Heroes will usually leak only one or two tears while silently contemplating their tragedy.
Heroines will have a continuous stream come from the eyes but in a manner that looks attractive and charming.
You might say here in the west we will say, “You’re beautiful when your angry.”
While in Japan it’s “Your beautiful when your weeping.”

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Posted: 31 May 2008 09:16 AM   [ # 12 ]  
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an anime where these laws are applied and yet at the same time parodied till the cows come home.

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Posted: 31 May 2008 09:29 AM   [ # 13 ]  
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corollary: no matter the bust size, gravity will not have effect, nor will they hurt there host at anytime.

Corollary: bust size is directly inverse proportional the the physical frame of the girl (or guy depending on your preferences). I.E. Yumi from Chobits, and practically everyone female Character from Eiken.

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Posted: 05 June 2008 11:15 AM   [ # 14 ]  
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The Law of Magnification of Energy (DBZ)

    A martial arts anime that involves characters controlling ki energy, either Good Guys or Bad Guys can spend up to a whole episode charging up, and the God/Bad Guy will just stand there and watch without doing anything to stop him.

The Law of Handicap

    When a “Good Guy” is outnumbered by a large group of “Bad Guys,” the “Good Guy’s” strength will increase as needed to quickly defeat the “Bad Guys.” However, when a number of “Good Guys” overwhelm the number of “Bad Guys,” the “Good Guys’” power will decrease, thus giving the “Bad Guys” a chance to win and prolonging the battle until the hero shows up.

Law of Nonrepercussive damage (also known as “the physics of a headbutt”)

    Any damage dealt by a fighter-type character will not adversely affect him or his equipment (i.e., the character in question will be able to cut through stone or steel without damaging his sword, be able to punch through solid walls without injuring his knuckles, wrist or arm, and be able to administer several headbutts in quick succession with no ill effects, the latter of which being known as the “Kibagami Jubei Effect”).

The law of Necromatic power increase

    The hero will invariably not have the power to defeat the enemy in the first battle and thus will succumb to a seeming death. From this death the hero will recieve insight and an exponential increase in power that will make him far stronger than the enemy. This will invariably be surpassed by the next enemy.

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Posted: 05 June 2008 11:32 AM   [ # 15 ]  
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Law of Alien Tech Mastery:

No matter how foreign or alien the technology is, Earthlings will somehow know how to operate it upon first contact.

Law of Alien Communication:

Earthlings and alien (humanoid and otherwise) will always be able to understand and communicate with each other via the “universal” languages of English and Japanese.

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