**radio with announcer voice**

when we last left the island, Xakey-pooh said:

*blows whistle* OUT OF BOUNDS!

*Reaches through a tear in reality, his hand grasping onto maga’s collar and pulling him through the tear back onto the island*

No leaving the Island until the game is finished!

RESUME PLAY!

And “play” did, indeed, resume…

**Radio grabs Lexx’s head out of the fire, and sets it on a hook, casting it into the Metaverse**

HERE, FISHY, FISHY, FISH-EYYYY!!!

Don’T ThInK i DoUbLe-PoStEd…....

Mods, please lock one…

TY.

What game?

and i approve of this thread

What “game” you ask???\

Did you not pay attention to the last postings of the locked-out thread?

We’ve been brought to the island by the Emperor, and set free.

The goal?

Last Man Standing.

**whips out a Remington 1858 replica, and drills Mags between the eyes. the body slumps**

See? I know you can regenerate yourself, or clone yourself, or whatever. Nothing personal, I just needed this meatbag for dinner. You’ll go well with some fava beans, and a fine chianti, Clarisse…

um…..

yeah, sorry… Another life…

Think I’ll just roast him.

*Regenerates.*

*Blows radiotech101’s head off with his Remington 870 12 Gage shotgun.*

“Revenge is sweet!”

Eat em all…..

*Runs and hides from Godzilla.*

and laughs and laughs and laughs as Godzilla chases Mags before the stomping, grinding, tearing, and biting starts…..

cues his announcer voice “And that looks to be the end of this round Bob, wouldnt you say?”
In a slightly different voice
“Why yes Dod I would say that that just about concludes this round.  Back to you Bob.”
“Oh wait he looks to be eating Mags head now.  Well that didnt take long…..”

*Regenerates.*

Nice try SPJ.

*vanishes.*

“Exit stage right even….”

SPJ teleports from sight. :ninja:

be more creative in your battles. I OUTLAW TELEPORTATION OR OTHER FORMS OF FLEEING THIS EXACT PLANE OF EXISTENCE

*with those word SPJ and maga suddenly reappear covered head to toe in black soot and a few glowing embers with surprised looks on their faces*

and next time you try you’ll go through more than gehenna on your way back.

*Gets cleaned up, then finds a real good place place to lay low, as Godzilla goes after SPJ.*

“It was worth the trip, Ya know Gehenna looks a lot like Tribeca so I stopped by and picked up a few things,” SPJ mutters.

With that he pulls something off a pack from over his right shoulder, throws a switch, and a whine is heard as the packs lights begin to glow brighter and flash.

“Wonder what this does…..” SPJ smiles malevolently.

and leds Godzilla off on a merry chase screaming something about Taco Bell and needing a bigger box…..